Dr. Banner is still not back which means I should start looking for other means of gainful employment. I work at Warren's bar some nights and am also taking classes but you know tuition doesn't pay for itself! And so, network, I present to you my resume:

Objective: Obtain a kick ass job using my awesome skill set. Let me micromanage your life (and ( Read more... )

Urgggh ( Read more... )

ooc: backdated to the 4th!

[There is a lot of coughing before Kitty starts to speak.]

How fast do eyebrows grow back? Because I'm pretty sure I just singed mine off.

Oh God, everything tastes like burning.

[More coughing!]

This stupid holiday, stupid fireworks, stupid explosives I should have phased faster than that aughhh.

[Kitty is very high up and sitting on a shaky window's cleaner platform. Behind her is a HUGE billboard with a drawing in true Kitty style terrible art and the words "Congrats Raven and Rimmer!!!" underneath it ( Read more... )

Someone tell me something good.

I'll start: I have no employer anymore, so I've decided to go back to school. That's always fun, right? Right.

Okay, your turn.

[ The feed clicks on, and you're in a Bowling Alley! After a moment of fumbling, the image rests on the current bowler, who can be fairly easily recognized, if you know that head of hair, as Kitty Pryde ( Read more... )

single female ninja!genius seeks prom date, must be intelligent, handsome, and not evil ( Read more... )

[The feed shows Kitty and Sam, both wearing ridiculous faux leather jackets-- Kitty is wearing a cowboy hat. Clearly, X-Men do not know how to deal with drama in their lives. Whether it be man troubles or family getting ported out... these guys probably need intense therapy.]

Guys. Guys. If you have any life problems, you should talk to Sam. His ( Read more... )

[The comm flips on, showing an Asian teenager leaning back in a computer chair, holding what appears to be an old TV remote in his hand. Behind him is a stack of files.] Heh, it works. Not bad for about five minutes of tinkering. [He tosses it aside.] Hello, network. We haven't been properly introduced yet because...well, I don't DO proper ( Read more... )

Gar is gone.

He was holding my toothbrush at the time, that moron, so it fell on the floor and now I can't us

[ooc: Kitty accidentally phased through her comm due to ;o;-ness unseen by the network so replies will come in a little late when she figures out how to make that sucker turn on again. All replies are text unless otherwise stated.]